Glo's April Fools' Day Quiz

Crafting With Cat Hair makes purr-fect sense. It shows you how to turn your kitty's fur balls into works of art—or something like that.

Body jewel trends like vajazzling may have had their moment, but baby bumps were spared the trend.

We couldn't have made this up if we tried. The very real lip balm actually smells like spearmint and cotton candy—yum!

Permanent makeup—in the form of tattoo eyeliner, lipstick and more—may be readily available but alas, permanent freckles are not... at least not yet.

Hair-reducing jeans remain but a dream. But hey, it's not a bad idea.

We have nothing against mimes. (In fact, some of our best friends are mimes.) But this book is bogus.

Yes, escargot for your face is slowly creeping into skincare products. An ingredient in the snail's mucus (TMI?) may help heal skin and fight aging.

For reasons we have yet to determine, these jeans do in fact exist. Made by Naked & Famous, they smell like raspberries when scratched.

Goodbye messy applications—hello, Skin Kiss Fake Tan Tights for bronzing legs. Of course, there's the small matter of the rest of your skin.

Some men may get the occasional mani, but we have yet to discover a manly varnish for average Joes.

From Lush, these Toothy Tabs work like toothpaste once you chew them. The Breath of God flavor is a mix of sandalwood, fennel and vanilla. Heavenly.

Odor eliminating Poo-Pourri is the real deal. Make it your secret weapon, so no one will know when you go.