Sleeper Hit

Ever miss those bedtime tuck-ins from Mom or Dad? Well, now Groupon is offering to help you relive your childhood all over again. That's right: For $100, Ben Kobold, who describes himself as "disease-free, physically," will come to your Chicago-area home to tuck you in. "Ben's sinewy, well-groomed fingers delicately raise each sheet over your body until you're comfortably bundled," reads the ad. Readings of Goodnight Moon are extra.