Outrageous Beauty Treatments

In Santa Monica, Calif., Tikkun Holistic Spa offers a soothing treatment for your nether regions. Based on an ancient Korean treatment, the spa's V-Steam is said to reduce stress, regulate periods and boost fertility. (Search for research on the treatment.)Where to get a steam cleaning

Geisha girls had fabulous skin partly due to a centuries-old secret topical called uguisu no fun (you won't believe what this is). Now that the word is out, it may be time to toss the old exfoliator and brighten your complexion the seriously old-fashioned way. Where to drop in for this facial

New Yorkers looking for the latest anti-aging fix turned to a Townhouse Spa's facial with Spermine, an antioxidant made from synthesized human (ick, you guessed it) sperm. While the NY hotspot no longer offers the facial, die-hard devotees have tracked down this product, which contains the exclusive ingredient at Harvey Nichols in the UK. Where to buy it

In the Ancient Cane Ritual treatment, raw sugar cane juice is combined with crystals and creamy oil to exfoliate and deeply moisturize. The massage also uses bamboo reeds (see pics) during a drumming, tapping and rolling session, meant to rebalance the body’s energy flow. Where to experience the cane ritual

In this specialty treatment, botanicals and essential oils are used to firm up that particular part of our bodies that often goes south first. This breast facial (it's also called this) exfoliates and is designed to help remove lymphatic congestion (what is this?). Relax in the Jade Igloo Sauna after your treatment. Where to get this uplifting treatment