Weekly Food Horoscope for Aries

You want to get ahead this week, but something is breaking down from the time it leaves your mouth to the time it reaches someone else's ears. Misunderstanding may be in the air, so take extra caution not to contract foot-in-mouth disease. As your diplomacy increases, so does your success rate with others. Diplomacy does itself when you serve chocolate pecan pie, which adds bourbon to spice things up a bit. There, that's better (as if there could be anything better than chocolate)!