Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakers
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersBy Brithny ZhangYou can tell a lot about a person from her Twitter feed, and famous people are no exception. Some tweets are insightful, some entertaining and some informative, but this month we're rounding up the ones that are just plain funny—as in, you know, LOL. Even if you're not on Twitter, anti-Twitter or just Twitter-illiterate, we guarantee you'll get a good giggle out of these twitticisms.http://static1.glo.com/photos/Original/108804_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersI'm really excited and rooting for these two people whom I overheard on their first date. Her: Have you heard of Yelp? Him: Yes. —@Carrie_Rachel, musician and Portlandia creator/starhttp://static2.glo.com/photos/Original/108802_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersI have NEVER called someone and wanted them to pick up. —@chrissyteigen, Sports Illustrated modelhttp://static2.glo.com/photos/Original/108803_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersI have the best names picked out if I ever have kids: Chardonnay and Shiraz. —@kristenschaaled, 30 Rock actresshttp://static2.glo.com/photos/Original/108806_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersSaying RELAX is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone. —@SarahKSilverman, comedian extraordinairehttp://static1.glo.com/photos/Original/108814_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersToday I am giving a new meaning to the phrase sleeping around by just sort of falling asleep a bunch of different places —@lenadunham, Girls creator/starhttp://static2.glo.com/photos/Original/108807_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersSo airplanes just smell like diapers now? —@natashaleggero, former judge on Last Comic StandingFollow Glo on Twitterhttp://static2.glo.com/photos/Original/108810_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersJust got a press release titled Denim Shorts Make a Comeback. May as well have read, This Just In: Bread, Edible. —@ManRepeller, fashion bloggerhttp://static1.glo.com/photos/Original/108808_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersI'm sorry, but I take you less seriously than an event invitation on Facebook. - my new cool diss I made up. —@morgan_murphy, writer on 2 Broke Girlshttp://static1.glo.com/photos/Original/108809_Original.jpg
- Hilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakersEating McDonalds fries in rush hour traffic with my windows down just to feel something. —@kellyoxford, screenwriter and Twitter sensationhttp://static2.glo.com/photos/Original/108805_Original.jpgHilarious tweets from your favorite newsmakershttp://static1.glo.com/photos/Original/108804_Original.jpg
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1 of 10By Brithny Zhang
You can tell a lot about a person from her Twitter feed, and famous people are no exception. Some tweets are insightful, some entertaining and some informative, but this month we're rounding up the ones that are just plain funny—as in, you know, LOL. Even if you're not on Twitter, anti-Twitter or just Twitter-illiterate, we guarantee you'll get a good giggle out of these twitticisms.
Auspicious Beginnings
2 of 10I'm really excited and rooting for these two people whom I overheard on their first date. Her: "Have you heard of Yelp?" Him: "Yes." —@Carrie_Rachel, musician and Portlandia creator/star
Do Not Disturb
3 of 10I have NEVER called someone and wanted them to pick up. —@chrissyteigen, Sports Illustrated model
Fitting Christenings
4 of 10I have the best names picked out if I ever have kids: Chardonnay and Shiraz. —@kristenschaaled, 30 Rock actress
Words With Friends
5 of 10Saying "RELAX" is maybe the least relaxing word you can say to someone. —@SarahKSilverman, comedian extraordinaire
Sleeper Hit
6 of 10Today I am giving a new meaning to the phrase sleeping around by just sort of falling asleep a bunch of different places —@lenadunham, Girls creator/star
Foul Air
7 of 10So airplanes just smell like diapers now? —@natashaleggero, former judge on Last Comic Standing
News to Me
8 of 10Just got a press release titled Denim Shorts Make a Comeback. May as well have read, "This Just In: Bread, Edible." —@ManRepeller, fashion blogger
Burned
9 of 10"I'm sorry, but I take you less seriously than an event invitation on Facebook." - my new cool diss I made up. —@morgan_murphy, writer on 2 Broke Girls
Happy Meal
10 of 10Eating McDonalds fries in rush hour traffic with my windows down just to feel something. —@kellyoxford, screenwriter and Twitter sensation
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