Guilty Pleasure Gifts

Fit For A Queen

Described as a "smart toilet," Kohler's Numi does it all. It comes with a state-of-the-art touch-screen remote control that regulates the heated seat, LED lights, music, the automatic lid and a variety of "bidet features." At 81 times the price of a regular toilet, this is one pricey throne.

SHOP NOW: Kohler Numi Toilet, $6,390

A Dog's Life

Outfitted with gold velvet brocade fabric and Swarovski crystals, this is the ultimate pooch palace. On second thought, move over, Fido. This cabana has got "human heaven" written all over it.

SHOP NOW: Royal Cabana Pet House, $6,900

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Back To School

One of the most talked-about accessories of the year is Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's alligator backpack—functional, fashionable and exorbitant.

SHOP NOW: The Row Alligator Backpack, $39,000

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Furry Friend

The chill in the air is no match for the plush warmth of this animal-print throw and pillows.

SHOP NOW: Adrienne Landau throw and pillows, from $495

Hot Shot

Be your own gourmet barista with a top-of-the-line espresso machine that lets you customize temperature, coffee strength, size and flavor. And you can forget about cleaning up, because this little guy rinses and washes itself.

SHOP NOW: Jura Impressa J9 One-Touch TFT Espresso Machine, $2,799

First Class

Jet off for your New Year's Eve getaway with an eye-catching carry-on that will never go out of style. St. Barthes, here you come.

SHOP NOW: Gucci GG Coated Fabric Trolley, $2,350

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Sitting Pretty

Art meets function with this multicolored masterpiece. Originally created in 1978 for the Palazzo dei Diamanti in Ferrara, this piece has been re-imagined to capture a new vibrancy and energy. So what if it clashes with the armoire? It's totally worth it.

SHOP NOW: Cappellini Proust Geometrica, from $13,000

Dialed In

Can you hear me now? Featuring polished stainless steel, sapphire keys and an optional yellow gold trim, this is the Rolls-Royce of cell phones. Aside from calling and texting your friends, the Vertu comes with a 24-hour concierge who can assist you with everything from gift ideas to dinner reservations.

SHOP NOW: Vertu Constellation Quest, from $8,400

Trunk Show

Forget the latest high-tech e-reader. Instead, we're coveting this classic leather trunk by Goyard, filled with 100 art, design and travel books by Assouline.

SHOP NOW: Assouline Leather Trunk by Goyard, $20,000

Main Squeeze

Get all your servings of fruits and veggies with this ultra-modern juicer by French sports car manufacturer Bugatti.

SHOP NOW: Bugatti Juicer from Harrods, approx. $235

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Child's Play

Boasting a covered front porch, fireplace and colonial molding, this house is a steal for $50,000. Well, almost. This pintsized palace is actually a kids' playhouse.

SHOP NOW: Custom Home Replica Playhouse, from $50,000

On The Road

Fiat and Gucci have teamed up to create the new "girl's best friend." While diamonds will always reign supreme, this sassy convertible mini-mobile comes in at a close second, with its signature red-and-green stripe and GG-embossed leather seats.

SHOP NOW: Fiat 500 by Gucci, from $23,500