• Cover: May 25-26, 2013
  • Adult games everyone will want to play
  • Shop the season’s comfortable new heel height
  • The best news we've heard all week
  • The 7 best things about being an aunt
  • The best pedi-and-sandal combos ever
  • Glo's Latest Obsession: Bedtime Finds
  • Dare to wear: spring's cutting-edge vests

Twitter musings about the opposite sex

  • 140 or less

    1 of 10

    By Brithny Zhang

    You can tell a lot about a person from her Twitter feed, and famous people are no exception. Some tweets are insightful, some entertaining and some just plain laugh-out-loud funny. This month, we're rounding up tweets from our best social media-obsessed girlfriends about the opposite sex. Even if you're not on Twitter, anti-Twitter or just Twitter-illiterate, we guarantee you'll get a good giggle out of these twitticisms.

  • Reality Check

    2 of 10

    Do people really like blonde men? Like, is that real?

    —@sofifii, co-founder of HelloGiggles

  • Human Puzzle

    3 of 10

    There is no more mysterious person in the world to me than the guy who wears his backpack in the front.

    —@jessirklein, comedian

  • Just Friends

    4 of 10

    The Greek waiter has a T shirt that says "ADD ME AS A FRIEND" and it kind of makes me want to cry.

    —@MollyRingwald, actress

  • #1 Fan

    5 of 10

    i don't generally comment on sports but i think for guys this fall it's really all about quads

    —@OscarPRGirl, PR girl for Oscar de la Renta

  • English Major

    6 of 10

    I was about to follow Rob Lowe, but then I looked at his profile and saw he spelled it 'Cinabun' and I realized we have nothing in common.

    —@KarenKilgariff, comedian

  • New Aged

    7 of 10

    The only people I know who have flip phones are everyone on Breaking Bad and my dad.

    —@morgan_murphy, comedy writer

  • Makeup Game

    8 of 10

    Nobody has perfected the smoky eye look like football players.

    —@aparnapkin, comedian

  • Basically Twins

    9 of 10

    A tribal armband tattoo is a great way to let people know you and Nick Lachey have made similar life choices.

    —@jennyandteets, actress

  • Dream Man

    10 of 10

    A body like Phelps with a Lochte face.

    —@juliasegal, television writer

More on Glo: Living, Twitterverse
More To Love
AdChoices

contact us

AdChoices