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Tweets to help you get over a breakup

  • 140 Or Less

    1 of 10

    By Brithny Zhang

    Breaking up is hard to do, but our favorite Tweeps are here to ease the pain with their bottomless font of wit and wisdom (but mostly wit). Get ready to cry happy tears.

  • B.S. Detection

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    If you're ever in doubt, the correct translation of "It's not you, it's me" is "It's totally you but I'm a chickens--t."

    —@capricecrane, novelist

  • Next Best Thing

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    You can't put your arms around a memory, unless of course it's a beautifully detailed replica dummy realistic enough to fool family members.

    —@BoobsRadley, writer

  • In the Hot Seat

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    I'd like to host a TV show where I do a weekly round-up of people who are dead to me.

    —@imaliwaller, writer

  • Imaginary Friends

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    Does anyone know if the iPhone 5 has the ability to just hold me?

    —@morgan_murphy, comedian

  • Between the Lines

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    You can tell a lot about a person by reading their email.

    —@lianamaeby, writer

  • Such Sweet Sorrow

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    I hate that there are 50 ways to leave your lover. Can't you just not leave? Or like, leave one way and make it nice.

    —@sofifii, co-founder of HelloGiggles

  • Whodunit?

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    Idea: If your spouse cheats on you cuz "the mystery is gone," murder their lover and leave a note saying, "GUESS WHO, MOTHERF--KER????"

    —@molls, co-founder of HelloGiggles

  • Doggone It

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    Saying "we can still be friends" after a breakup is like saying "hey the dog died but we can still keep it."

    —@SoDamnTrue, user-contributed blog

  • Self-Help

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    When we are caught up in a destructive emotion, we lose one of our greatest assets: our independence.

    —@DalaiLama, head monk

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