Survive the holidays with Twitter support

Really starting to feel like the holidays are here!* *(been to therapy twice this week already)—@jessirklein, comedian

Your parent's house: a place where even bad photos find their way into frames.—@jennyandteets, actress

Trying to convince everyone eating alone in this Subway that there's still time for us to start our OWN family.—@jenstatsky, writer

You know your mother. Food isn't good unless it's late. —Dad to my li’l bro. #Starving? Also #Buzzed?—@unfoRETTAble, actress

My family divides evenly into two groups: constantly overwhelmed people & relentless know-it-alls.—@ChelseaVPeretti, comedian

I don't think my dad wants to talk to me because every time I'm in the car with him he turns on NPR.—@maudeapatow, actress

I think I'm losing my tolerance for alcohol. It only takes two drinks for me to start loving my mother.—@morgan_murphy, writer

It sucks being alone at the holidays, because they're the perfect time to press your icy yeti feet against someone's resentful, warm calves.—@BoobsRadley, writer

Quick shout-out to all my Facebook friends posting about babies & engagements: I'm covered in cat fur drinking wine alone in the dark OK BYE—@MrsRupertPupkin, writer