Which Celeb Couple Will Divorce Next?

While some are speculating that this couple’s marriage is just fine (and merely seeking publicity), we’re not so sure. They’ve already separated, and tabloids are running interviews with a woman claiming to be David’s mistress.

OK, so they’re not married yet, but we’re fairly certain that buying yourself an engagement ring (as Jessica allegedly did) doesn’t lead to happily ever after.

Ryan’s “Sexist Man Alive” title, recently bestowed upon him by People magazine, may just lead to an ego boost big enough to create some rockiness in this marriage.

This pairing could also turn rocky, as one partner far surpasses the other in the sexy category.

Rumors have been swirling for months that this couple is heading toward Splitsville fast. While we love the idea of a younger man and an older woman, we’re not so sure it works well in the long run.

Sure, there are always exceptions to the whole you-should-actually-know-each-other-longer-than-a-month-before-getting-married rule, but we don’t think this couple will be one of them.

While they seem happy now, we’re not sure if Tori and Dean can take each other’s habits in the long run: Tori’s got a penchant for spending thousands of dollars shopping, and Dean’s affinity for motorbikes is not something his wife looks fondly upon.

Hmm. Once a ladies man ... always a ladies man?

This couple is adorable, we admit. But come on, marrying a guy who “basically used to be a professional prostitute” — that’s a direct quote from Katy to Esquire UK, by the way — is probably not the best idea.

We just have one question about the chances of longevity for this couple’s marriage: Will the “band-aid baby” be enough?

Sure, this couple is made up of two very musically talented people. But we can’t help that nagging feeling that Mariah married down, despite how much we loved that Ring Pop-esque ring Nick gave her for their anniversary.

Once a cheater, always a cheater and, as the phrase goes, they don’t tend to prosper. We give this couple a year max of married life before they get bored of each other and look for greener pastures.

We love David Duchovny. Really, we do. But we worry about that pesky sex addiction of his.

Twelve-year age difference aside, we’re suspect of those celebrity couples who not only meet at work but also fall in love because they play lovers on set.

As down as we are with SJP, we can’t seem to forget those cheating allegations against Matthew and the rumors that the couple retains separate residences.