What Were They Thinking?

Lindsay Lohan

Trying to hide the SCRAM bracelet on her ankle but letting another part of her hang out, La Lohan really set the bar low (pun intended) with this sequined jumpsuit.

Jennifer Lopez

J. Lo: You've been married three times. Do you really need to leave the house in another wedding dress?

Kristen Stewart

Somehow this dress seems a little unfinished, no?

Jessica Simpson

A spandex dress with a peplum skirt. Now we've really seen it all.

Lady Gaga

Lady Gaga wore meat. What more is there to say?

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Christina Aguilera

We get that the singer's trying to go for a Marilyn Monroe look, but thanks to the wiggy hair, bad spray tan and ill-fitting bodice, this is a huge style bomb.

Britney Spears

Britney, you've got to have more in your closet than sweats, bad extensions and sheer dresses. Like a pair of real pants maybe?

Blake Lively

Speaking of pants, the Gossip Girl star could use a pair too.

Beyoncé Knowles

There one was a lady named B

She married the rapper Jay Z

With nothing but cash

She still had to dash

Out the door in this outfit you see.

Jenni “JWoww” Farley

Woww is right, but not in a good way.

Nicki Minaj

The singer's look was so out of this world, it hypnotized the audience into following her lead.

Fergie

Ow, Fergie, just one spike is too many!

Heidi Klum

Much was made of the supermodel's choice of dress at a recent appearance. All we can say is, Project Runway designer Mondo Guerra was the runner-up, not the winner, for a reason.

Eva Longoria Parker

Just because you have great legs does not mean you can get away with an outfit like this.

Christina Aguilera

Christina, if it wasn't good enough for Burlesque, it's not good enough for the red carpet.

Taylor Momsen

Clearly, Taylor Momsen's outfit is making her sick.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Snooki is our favorite Jersey Shore cast member and a pretty princess!

Miley Cyrus

Some people liked the pop star's Oscar dress but we thought it was a bit much for a 17-year-old. Singer. At an awards show for the film industry. Did we miss something?

Danielle Staub

Yellow is never a good choice for evening.

Sarah Jessica Parker

OK SJP, we get it. You are a huge movie star in a fancy film about fashion. And you're in London. But please, next time, skip the headgear.

Katy Perry

Katy Perry thought she was auditioning for Skating with the Stars.

Leighton Meester

Somebody's sick of playing a buttoned-up New York socialite, wouldn't you say?

Jennifer Lopez

A Noah's Ark-themed dress is actually rather appropriate for the World Music Awards. But still terribly, terribly ugly.

Tyra Banks

Tyra "smiles with her eyes" at the camera while we smile with our everything at her outfit.

Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi

Maybe the reality TV star thought she was going to the Black Swan premiere?

Jada Pinkett & Willow Smith

These two look like they're headed off to a safari in the year 2075.

Katy Perry

Thankfully, this ticket dress only "admits one."

Jennifer Lopez

This is the last and final warning about the wedding dresses.

Fergie

When dress shopping, we would advise you to look for a style that doesn't add extra volume to your hips.

Chloë Sevigny

The actress gives us her best Victor/Victoria look.

Christina Aguilera

If the raincoat's already see-through, at least we don't have to wonder what happens when it gets wet.

January Jones

When your dress matches the step-and-repeat, that's not a good sign.

Jennifer Lopez

Boots do not equal pants.

Aubrey O'Day

If we're lucky, Aubrey will float away in this balloon-inspired getup. That is, if her boots don't pop anything first.

Drew Barrymore

Drew is such a talented actress that she's convinced us she's happy in this dress.

Mischa Barton

"Flapper Chic" does not equal flapping about on the lawn.

Aubrey O'Day

A great example of why not to wear fur.

Amber Rose

When there is more material on your shoes than on your dress, it's time to change.